- Me:
- Who, the lesbian chick?
- Darnell:
- No, the white girl with deep rooted daddy issues who vents by fucking our kind.
Keep it Funky Mothafucka
The giant golden-crowned flying fox (Acerodon jubatus), also known as the golden-capped fruit bat, is a rare megabat and one of the largest bats in the world. The species is endangered and is currently facing the possibility of extinction because of poaching and forest destruction. It is endemic to forests in the Philippines
this is so scary
at least it’s cute
Imagine these as zombies…
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
DEAD
Pass to Kobe
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Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
Hahahahaha
